Lara Croft (Ssscilla)

Love this one. I have seen it lot of times, enjoying it over and over again. Shia, Megan, nice, but unexpected pair. Anthony Anderson and John Torturro brings up a comedy, John Duhamel support the action with Autobots and Decepticons. Love it!

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Optimus Prime: My weapons specialist: Ironhide.
Ironhide: [drawing his guns] You feelin' lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide...
Ironhide: [retracts his guns] Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons.
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Sam Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car!
[Sam grabs a cellphone and cycle and chases after his car]
Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!
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Sam Witwicky: Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up.
Sheriff: It just stood up? Wow. That's really neat. Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up...
[hands Sam a container and a tissue]
Sheriff: And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not on any drugs!
Sheriff: What's these?
[shows Sam a bottle of pills]
Sheriff: Found it in your pocket. "Mojo". Is that what the kids are doing now, a little bit of Mojo...?
Sam Witwicky: Those are my dog's pain pills.
Ron Witwicky: You know, a Chihauhua. A little...
Sheriff: [annoyed] What was that?
Sam Witwicky: Hmm?
Sheriff: You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?
[leans over Sam]
Sheriff: Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
Sam Witwicky: [whispers] Are you on drugs?
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Bobby Bolivia: Hey Manny!
Manny: What?
Bobby Bolivia: Get your cousin outta that clown costume. Havin' that heat stroke again. Scarin' white folks.
Clown: I'm hot! Makeup's melting, hurts my eyes!
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Starscream: This is Starscream: All Decepticons, mobilize.
Barricade: Barricade en-route...
Devastator: Devastator reporting...
Bonecrusher: Bonecrusher rolling...
Blackout: Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!
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Bobby Bolivia: Son, I'm a lot of things. A liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
[Mammy gives him the middle finger]
Bobby Bolivia: Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bitch. I tell you man, she deaf. You know.
[laughs hysterically]
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Glen: So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet! Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
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Judy Witwicky: You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!
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Glen Whitmann: My grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially police!
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Mikaela: [to Sam] You are the strangest boy I have ever met!
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I like it. Great action, fantastic effects. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese Gibson, with Autobots and Decepticons bring a lot of action... Shia was funny, confused, but heroic again, Megan, sexy as always she spice up the movie little bit more and Ramon and John Turturro add sence of comedy. All well packed.

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Sam Witwicky: I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!
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Major Lennox: We got a whole bunch of fight coming our way!
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[the Twins are presented with new alternate modes]
Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green!
[does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him]
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'!
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Soundwave: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
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Optimus Prime: Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on.
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Agent Simmons: [handing out a jar] Here, take one of these pills and slip it under your tongue. It's the high concentrate Polymer they put in Oreo cookies. It flukes the polygraph every time.
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[Mikaela reveals a captured Wheelie]
Agent Simmons: I spent my whole life looking for NBEs, and you've got one on your leash like a Chihuahua...
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Sam Witwicky: Bee, get in the garage! NOW!
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Whatever!"
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Beautiful. Excellent. Perfect. Since the first time I saw this movie it became one of my top favorite and it stayed there for all this time. Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, amazingly talented pair, made characters of Andy Dufresne and Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding unforgettable. Set in the 1940's, the film shows how Andy, who was convicted and sentenced to life imprisonment for the murder of his wife and her lover, menage to survive 19 yrs in Shawshank Prison, with a help of Red, who he meet there and became best friend with. Andy's spirit and determination show us how hope can bring u light in most hardest times if u believe in it. Rememberal quotes: ........................................................................................................................ Red: The man likes to play chess; let's get him some rocks. ........................................................................................................................ Andy Dufresne: If they ever try to trace any of those accounts, they're gonna end up chasing a figment of my imagination. Red: Well, I'll be damned. Did I say you were good? Shit, you're a Rembrandt! Andy Dufresne: Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. ........................................................................................................................ Andy Dufresne: What about you? What are you in here for? Red: Murder, same as you. Andy Dufresne: Innocent? Red: [shakes his head] Only guilty man in Shawshank. ........................................................................................................................ Red: I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start. ........................................................................................................................ Red: [narrating] Tommy Williams came to Shawshank in 1965 on a two-year stretch for B&E. That's breaking & entering to you. Cops caught him sneaking TV sets out the back door of a JC Penney. Young punk. Mr. Rock and Roll. Cocky as hell. Tommy Williams: Hey, c'mon, old boys! You're movin' like molasses! Makin' me look bad! Red: [narrating] We liked him immediately. ........................................................................................................................ Tommy Williams: So I'm backing out the door, right, and I got the TV, like this; it was a big old thing, I couldn't see shit; suddenly I hear this voice, "Police, kid, hands in the air." You know, I was standing there, holdin' on to that TV, so finally the voice says, "You hear what I said, boy?" And I say, "Yes sir, I sure did, but if I drop this fucking thing you got me on destruction of property too." ........................................................................................................................ Heywood: The Count of Monte Crisco... Floyd: That's "Cristo" you dumb shit. Heywood: ...by Alexandree Dumb-ass. Dumb-ass. Andy Dufresne: Dumb-ass? "Dumas". You know what it's about? You'll like it, it's about a prison break. Red: We oughta file that under "Educational" too, oughten we? ........................................................................................................................

Awesome. Crew, cars, music... everything is great. Ive seen this one over 50 times if not more. I know almost every line. Trevor Rabin done excellent job on soundtrack. I totally adore 1967 Shelby Mustang GT 500. My favorite character is Sphinx played by Vinnie Jones. The man doesn't say a word until the last 2 minutes in the end when he pulls out magnificent philosophical quote on everyone surprise: The Sphinx: "If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us." Angelina Jolie, Nicholas Cage, Robert Duvall, Will Patton, Giovanni Ribisi, Delroy Lindo, Timothy Olyphant, Christopher Eccleston and many more awesome actors made this movie even better. Not the mention 50 gorgeous ladies they have to boost and some great driving skills. Car lovers will have great time, cos not only they have to see great cars and driving, but to hear nice cool side info too. The movie keeps attention all the time till the end. .......................................................................................................................... Here's some of mine favorite quotes from this one: Freb: Hey, man, that was as easy as pie! Donny: I'm a veteran, son. [a carjacker jams a gun through the window] Punk: [shouting] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out! Donny: You gotta be shittin' me... Punk: Do I have shoot you, dammn it? [Donny takes his gun and knocks him out] Freb: Damn! Donny: [gets out of the car and kicks the punk] You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model! .......................................................................................................................... [the crew enters the Ferrari garage] Sway: Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead. .......................................................................................................................... Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto? Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files". Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo". Kip: A Peugeot convertible. Donny: What color? Kip: Gray. Mirror Man: How do you know that? Kip: 'Cause I love that show. Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life! Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate? Tumbler: "ROBIN-1" Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him? Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins. Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta? Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked. .......................................................................................................................... [in a Ferrari dealership] Roger the Car Salesman: My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help? Memphis: That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right. [laughs] Memphis: Roger, I have a problem... Roger the Car Salesman: Yes? Memphis: I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me. Roger the Car Salesman: Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that. Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam... Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur. Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part. .......................................................................................................................... [when Calitri turns on the car crusher, Memphis points a gun at him] Memphis: Shut it off! Raymond Calitri: You got 30 seconds to consider your options. Memphis: [screaming] SHUT IT OFF! Raymond Calitri: One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Raymond Calitri: Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother. [Memphis surrenders; One of Calitri's goon turns off the crusher] Raymond Calitri: 8 a.m. Friday Morning. The cars are on the boat, or your brother's in the coffin. .......................................................................................................................... Police chopper pilot: [after Memphis got away from the helicopter driving Eleanor] He's gone. Det. Roland Castlebeck: GOD! Drycoff: Man this guy can drive! Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? WHAT? Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car... .......................................................................................................................... Donny: Hey, did you see a box of rubber gloves around here? Mirror Man: Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out. Donny: What is this? Mirror Man: Just let me see that big claw you call a hand. [He spreads adhesive onto Donny's fingertip] Mirror Man: That ain't donut jelly, so don't eat it. [He applies the false fingerprint] Mirror Man: Your new fingerprints. Elvis is back. Donny: Damn... Mirror Man: Boy got skills, right? Donny: Yeah, you do. [They bump fists] Donny: You're like a little ghetto Smurf! .......................................................................................................................... Watch it and enjoy =)