Austin's Recent Reviews
Van Wilder: Freshman Year
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Good God people Please please if you want the terrorists to stop, if you want Obama to get his shit together, if you want Twilight to never be beat-off to again, DO NOT SEE MOVIES LIKE VAN WILDER: FRESHMAN YEAR
The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning
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Many times have i asked myself these questions: when will we know THE BEGINNING of the story of the Dukes? when will there be a pre/sequel with actors even more amazing than Johnny Knoxville and Jessica Simpson? when will there be a movie poster so bold and individualistic and poetic, as to show Daisy with Bo and Luke on that deep-red pickup with her hands on their legs? when will Daisy's "dukes" become so small that she cant find her vagina for so many months that Tyler Perry has to write a brilliant play about it? (Madea-sy Dukes) well, finally my prayers are answered.
Austin's Favorite Movies
Road Trip
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EVEN IF you dont like sex comedies. this is more than that. watch it, then dont laugh, then tell me about it, and let me read your comment, then watch yourself be deleted by me.

