Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Mike Myers

Pitka (Meyers) an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequ...( read more  read more... )ent professional skid of a star hockey player (Malco) whose wife left him for a rival athlete (Timberlake).

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PG-13, 1 hr. 28 min.

Directed by: Marco Schnabel

Release Date: June 20, 2008

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DVD Release Date: September 16, 2008

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  • November 24, 2009
    Every once in awhile and actor comes along that you just want to beat the hell out of. That actor is Mike Meyers. I don't know why but with him doing the same schtick over and over again, constantly flashing that god awful Canadian smile at us it just pisses me off. I don't get i...( read more)t. I just hate his guts.

    It's probably because The Love Guru is just another version of Austin Powers with Meyers playing up excrement and masturbation humor to its fullest. Wait a minute! I can't use the word humor because they're not funny. Now before you label me a prude, I enjoy a good joke about poop. One of my guilty pleasures is a film called Night Patrol, a 1984 film featuring a farting Billy Barty and a masturbating Pat Morita. Even a scuzzy film like that can make it funny. After years of Mike Meyer's doing it as Austin Powers and now as Guru Pitka it just seems desperate. Very, very desperate.

    The Love Guru is about a hockey player named Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) who leaves his wife (Meagan Good) for some "bitches", but becomes obsessed with her coming back after she hooks up with goalie Jacques "Le Coc" Grande (Justin Timberlake). The Maple Leafs owner (Jessica Alba) decides that the way to win the Stanley Cup is for Guru Pitka (Meyers) to come to Toronto and cure Roanoke of his problem and get him back together with his wife.

    Yeah, the movie sucks just as much as the plot. I could bash Meyers some more, but we all know what his problem is. Instead of actually having his face in films he decided to take the quick payday and voice Shrek for half the decade (I really, really, REALLY wish that they would give us a cut of the first film with the original voice of Shrek- Chris Farley). So what happened? Austin Powers got stale real fast and people like Sandler and Rogen took over Mike Meyers spot. As I said, the Love Guru is just another Austin powers movie that was rewritten to not quite be an Austin Powers movie. This film is such a piece of utter garbage that words can't describe how universally awful it is. If Ed Wood was alive he would say that The Love Guru is shit. I could talk about the acting, but it's awful and there's no point in wasting the time. Ben Kingsley is in this! Ben Kingsley who won and Oscar for being Gandhi! He goes back to the well and uses his Gandhi skills for this piece of shit? What the hell's wrong with you, Ben? Remember Schindler's List? Just say no, man. Just say no.

    God, even thinking about this movie again is giving me a headache. I just realized something. Some people like to be whipped. Some people like to use clothespins in areas. I like to watch toilet remains like the Love Guru. Isn't it kinky?
  • July 8, 2009
    The only way the Maple Leafs will ever win another cup, in a comedy, This movie is more then stupid.
  • May 26, 2009
    Terribly offensive. It felt cruel to laugh, but I did every now and then, reluctant to admit. How did he get so many famous names to agree to be in this movie?!
  • December 29, 2008
    It?s hard to take any of it seriously -- which would be fine if it were funny, but it?s not.
  • December 22, 2008
    "His Karma is Huge"

    Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka (Myers) who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples. As a young child, Pitka is ...( read more)abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help. While Pitka's methods are decidedly unorthodox, they may be the only means of ensuring that the Toronto Maple Leafs win the coveted Stanley Cup. Maple Leafs star Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco) is in trouble. His estranged wife has recently begun dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) in a vengeful effort to send her husband's career into a tailspin, and when Roanoke starts to falter on the ice, the whole team starts to suffer. As their visions of leading the Maple Leafs to the Stanley Cup are quickly going up in flames, team owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer) enlist the aid of the world's best-known relationship expert in restoring the peace between Roanoke and his wife, and getting their team back on track to the championships.

    Review
    What a tragedy that Hollywood thinks that jokes about bodily functions, excrement and sexual dysfunction are the only kind that get any laughs these days. "The Love Guru" is by far one of the worst pieces of trash I've ever seen and certainly one of the worst movies ever to come out of Hollywood. I would not be surprised if this bomb sinks Mike Myer's career, any more movies like this certainly will. On top of the dreary, monotonous toilet humor, the C list celebrities, the stupid plot and the hammy, bad acting there is really nothing worthwhile in this stinker at all, no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
  • November 23, 2009
    Very funny..and could make laugh all the time...mike meyers and justin timberlake..did real good to The love of guru....
  • November 23, 2009
    Crudely undesirable and forgettable.
  • November 22, 2009
    Good freaking lord did this suck. What the hell has happened to Mike Myers? Did his sense of humor get taken from him by an alien experiment or is he just not that funny and has been getting by on his staff writers for all this time? This movie was so bad I didn't last 30 minutes...( read more). That's 30 minutes I can't have back, either.
  • November 20, 2009
    great movie mike myers is the man
  • November 8, 2009
    This movie had som funny parts, but I must say that this is not a very funny movie.

Critic Reviews


October 1, 2008
Pete Hammond, Hollywood.com

It appears Myers did not have someone behind the camera reigning him in. Too bad. full review

August 1, 2008
Nigel Andrews, The Financial Times

Funny in fits and starts, though the fits are a little convulsive and the starts seldom come with a convincing ending or pay-off. full review

June 25, 2008
Armond White, The New York Press

Schnabel's bland direction expresses no particular vision. full review

June 20, 2008
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

Mike Myers' new comedy, The Love Guru, is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something. full review

June 20, 2008
Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com

The picture, written by Myers and Graham Gordy and directed by Marco Schnabel (no relation to Julian), is listless and pokey, chiefly because watching Myers in this particular guise is almost complete... full review

June 20, 2008
Amy Biancolli, Houston Chronicle

This is dangerous advice for a writer to give (talk about glass houses), but Mike Myers needs an editor. He needs someone with a fat red pen to scratch out a few of his worst bad habits. full review

June 20, 2008
A.O. Scott, The New York Times

The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.

June 20, 2008
Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times

The movie not only violates the Law of Funny Names (which are usually not funny), but rips it from the Little Movie Glossary and tramples it into the ice. full review

June 19, 2008
Claudia Puig, USA Today

It's a silly spoof that is occasionally funny but grows tedious with excessive mugging and bad punning. full review

June 19, 2008
Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Ninety minutes pass like an eternity. full review

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Comments


  • JamieexBebe
    October 22, 2008
    Any person with a good sense of humour will think this movie is funny. In other words if you liked "You Dont mess with the Zohan" then you will definitly like this. Definitly LAUGH.
  • Pigfaced
    July 10, 2008
    wow this is bad, like that pink panther remake, a few smiles , a couple short laughs and this thing was over, it stinks. meyers has stolen sacha baron cohens accent from madagascar, at least timberlake was in an SNL style character MM was all over the place, a few Austin powers style jokes just made me think how better they were in AP. i don't recommend this to anyone ever, theres plenty better out there.

    reply to beneath yes Mariska Hargitay has a cameo

    edit: oh yeah jessica alba is in this but i forgot, thats how important her role is
  • RavenclawStudent
    July 8, 2008
    Does Mariska Hargitay play in this?
  • eoddirtybirdfan16
    July 7, 2008
    This movie was terrible; absolutely horrible. I like Mike Myers and loved Wayne's World and Austin Powers but this was a complete and utter disaster. I literally sat through this waiting and telling myself, "this is Mike Myers, Austin Powers, it just has to get better". Do not waste your time or you will be kicking yourself as I am.
  • SarahxJane
    May 23, 2008
    This looks hilarious.
  • pmbailey05
    May 16, 2008
    This movie looks really funny and I love Justin Timberlake! Can't wait to see it!

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