Owen Wilson, Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile

Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the school bully.

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PG-13, 1 hr. 42 min.

Directed by: Steven Brill

Release Date: March 20, 2008

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DVD Release Date: July 1, 2008

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  • August 11, 2009
    Ummm... it was okay.
  • August 8, 2009
    There's not much new you can really do with a high school comedy, but at least the notion of Owen Wilson playing a jakey posing as a bodyguard promises a few laughs and a half.

    It's a decent enough family comedy, and there are a few laugh out loud moments, but they're spread too...( read more) thin to make this a classic jape. The 3 bullied teens are hugely likable though, and Wilson has such an easygoing charm that it's difficult not to enjoy it, even if he does work better when he's got a proper sparring partner to riff off.

    The end result is likable without being lovable, funny without being hilarious and enjoyable without being particularly memorable.
  • July 30, 2009
    Generic and very poor. Some of the comedy is OK, with a few smiles being raised. Mostly by Josh Peck as a lackey. The biggest problem of this film, which is seemingly anti-bullying, is that the scenes of bullying are the funniest. This hardly creates sympathy for the loud and obn...( read more)oxious victims. Wilson just cruises along being himself and I was only truly engaged in the film when Leslie Mann was on screen. Even a bunch of cameo's from Apatow's regulars isn't enough to save this film. It probably has something to do with the child/teen friendly approach, placing boundaries on the talent involved.
  • July 18, 2009
    OK, this isnt too bad, its a very old plot type and very cliched but the characters are pretty funny and casting is good.
    The young boys are well and truely geeky looking haha and fit their roles well, the learing at girls and usual sex and toughness discussions are all present a...( read more)nd quite amusing, here and there.

    Wilson is a steady laugh the whole way, he's usually dependable for these kind of roles and here he does the job well again. Its not hilarious but its fun and a jolly way to spend an afternoon.

    As the film gets towards the end it does become very very cliched with this kind of plot, almost in a kind of lighthearted 'Karate Kid' kinda way, then right at the end there is a strange and quite outta place little sequence, involving a samurai sword, which is rather violent in idea to be honest, leading to the main bully being arrested and deported lol alittle strong for the family comedy concept, odd.
    So it ends on a very predictable note in all the mini sub plots which is a shame but it doesnt ruin the film too much. Overall its a good comedy but could have been better, the best scenes are at the start of the film really, it loses pace as it goes on, still, its worth seeing if you like Wilson and comedies in general.
  • April 23, 2009
    LOL the kids in the movie were really funny!
  • November 21, 2009
    nice one about school bullying and Owen Wilson pretanding to be a bodyguard
  • November 21, 2009
    Drillbit Taylor, catchy name indeed. I really like the idea of this movie; it has so much potential but falls kind of flat. as a modern day comedy for kids and teens.

    The story goes that three kids at school are constantly being bullied and so unbeknownst to their parents the...( read more)y decide to hire a bodyguard, Enter Owen Wilson as Drillbit Taylor.
    With a nose like Owen Wilson?s, it?s hard to believe he hasn?t been in a couple bar room brawls. Even though he's not the meanest or biggest looking guy, you just kind of believe that he has your back, even though he plays a coward, and a compulsive liar, a con artist, and a worthless drifter.
    Owen does his usual bit, offering some not so brilliant words of wisdom, and make it up as you go, style of self defense. A bunch of Tom Foolery, horsing around with the kids and stuff like that, you get the drift. All the while he?s planning to steal from their homes and pawn all the goods for a one way ticket to Canada, but along the path he realizes he likes the kids, and he feels guilty for misleading them, but of course it?s too late, or is it?

    If you blink twice you might manage to miss a cameo of UFC legend Chuck Liddell, it?s so brief you wonder why he was even included.
    The kids aren?t really funny, and that?s a major disappointment because most of the movie relies on them.
    Owen is kind of like this failure you want to laugh at yet look up to in a sort of familiar way. He does that fairly well, in every film, but this one ain't anything special.

    I believe the movie renders its laughs from gags and physical humor rather than witty one liners or random absurdity, however there are a few situational comedic moments, such as when Drillbit has to pretend the part of a substitute teacher. This is really a great way of showcasing Owen?s talent for improv.

    This movie is kind of a toss out, and a rental at best. It?s quite mediocre and basically predictable. It?s like an episode of any show on the Disney Channel, except for the final fight near the end. If I had to explain it t in general, I?d say its a lot like a ?look whose coming to dinner? type of comedy, in which big things are expected from a meager individual. I?m all for this type of off the wall disaster comedy but the fact is, I?ve seen better., and I wouldn?t say this is one of the top tier.
  • November 1, 2009
    OMFSK THIS IS FUNNY. THE BULLY WITH THE BLACK HAIR IS HOT
  • October 31, 2009
    Nice one to watch with the kids :)
  • October 29, 2009
    Plenty of unrealised potential, shame.imo

Critic Reviews


March 29, 2008
Pete Hammond, Boxoffice Magazine

It mixes big laughs with a lot of heart taking a premise built on a group of disparate losers and turning it into a hilarious winner in every way imaginable. full review

March 21, 2008
Claudia Puig, USA Today

Drillbit Taylor is as clunky and humorless as its title. full review

March 21, 2008
Mick LaSalle, San Francisco Chronicle

Without focus, without apparent intention, the movie floats along, stringing various incidents together, and in the end seems much longer than it is. It feels like 2 1/2 hours. full review

March 21, 2008
Stephanie Zacharek, Salon.com

Wilson gets by on his delivery and his demeanor. It doesn't matter what he says; it's how he says it. full review

March 21, 2008
Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer

Too much of Drillbit Taylor is the kind of formulaic free-for-all that does Wilson no good, nor anybody else. full review

March 21, 2008
Kyle Smith, New York Post

Trying to mix farce with heart, Drillbit Taylor is instead as soulful as Kenny G and as wacky as public television. full review

March 21, 2008
Amy Biancolli, Houston Chronicle

Watching kids being forced to pee on each other isn't actually funny. Neither is watching those same kids get chased down by a pair of thugs in a sports car. full review

March 21, 2008
Kurt Loder, MTV

...undistressingly mild and entirely familiar. full review

March 20, 2008
Colin Covert, The Minneapolis Star Tribune

If the film doesn't quite measure up to the Apatow gold standard, it's at least sterling silver. full review

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Comments


  • aungthurhahein
    November 12, 2008
    Little funny,boring plot and not a thumb-up one.But i like soundtrack of this movie
  • hersheymay17
    June 29, 2008
    its really hillarious,..though some scenes where really weird well dats d point haha
  • VampireGeek
    June 25, 2008
    Funny film, owen wilson does it again
  • rethakira7
    March 23, 2008
    if this movie can't work! just go to http://www.tvokay.com
    there are more great movies free for your stream! have a good time!
  • titutit2002
    March 23, 2008
    what kind of story is it ?
  • aaaartstar
    March 21, 2008
    So hilarious and funny, you must see it! I am such a tough critic on movies, but man, this was the bees knees :]]]
  • beadbinge
    March 18, 2008
    What a horrible thing to say about anyone, but especially when you don't even know the guy. These are supposed to be comments about the movie. Do you have one?
  • stevildead
    March 17, 2008
    it's too bad owen wilson didn't kill himself when he had the chance
  • vballxgirlx180
    March 1, 2008
    josh peck is the bad guy??? that seems strange...might be good movie 2 watch on a rainy day when im really bored and have nothing else 2 do...
  • JOBROSRULE12345679
    January 17, 2008
    I can't believe Josh Peck is playing the bad guy that is so not like him :P

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