Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez

Professional assassin Chev Chelios learns his rival has injected him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops.

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R, 1 hr. 23 min.

Directed by: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Release Date: September 1, 2006

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  • February 1, 2007
    Sex, drugs, blood, guts, bullets, & rock 'n roll, all rolled into one wild ride.
  • November 22, 2009
    I have to say I was much more impressed with this film than I had expected to be, a better role for Statham, quirky camera shots, interesting plot and comical scenarious as a result to the main storyline.
  • November 8, 2009
    A fast paced, high velocity, mindless must see...as if you would expect anything less from a movie that is named after Methamphetamine XD.
  • September 29, 2009
    "I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do...It may actually be the last thing I do."


    Sometimes movie-goers require a dosage of simple, unadulterated fun in the form of a film that's content with serving up a nourishing dose of action, violence an

    ...( read more)d sex. So thank Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor that the delightful action-comedy Crank exists. Geared towards the dormant 13-year-old in every male, Crank doesn't merely unfold...it explodes onscreen, careening from one chest-thumping scene to the next. It delivers 85 minutes of pure action and hilarity, with minimal encumbrances (like exposition or character development) and with only skeletal fragments of plot. Crank also throttles forward with a glorious tongue-in-cheek approach - the over-the-top action is delivered with a side order of cheese, and plenty of humour accompanies the cocktail of testosterone and adrenaline (emphasis on "adrenaline"). The film is every bit as trashy, vulgar, sexist, brainless, excessive and callow as you'd imagine, but this reviewer enjoyed every delirious minute.


    Former professional assassin Chev Chelios (Statham) awakens in his apartment at the beginning of the film after having been poisoned by his rival Verona (Cantillo) with a lethal dose of the "Beijing Cocktail". Chev only has about an hour to live, but learns that he'll be able to slow down the effects of poison and live long enough to exact revenge if he keeps his adrenaline levels high. And thus, Chev begins a citywide crime spree. In order to keep his adrenaline pumping he resorts to barbaric violence, cocaine, shootouts, car chases (usually in stolen cars), epinephrine, caffeinated drinks, nasal spray and a very public display of affection. And during all this chaos, Chev's "doctor" (Yoakam) - you'd use quotation marks too, if you saw how this guy runs his practise - dispenses advice through a phone line, though he insists there's no actual cure for what Chev has been injected with.


    Directed and written by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, Crank is an exercise in overblown simplicity. Prior to this movie, Neveldine and Taylor had only worked as cinematographers and camera operators, which probably explains why the visuals overwhelm all narrative requirements. The story is every bit as dumb as it sounds, but who cares? Why watch Crank for incisive dialogue or intelligent plotting? It has a niche audience, and it aims solely to satiate them. Once you suspend your disbelief, respect the film's decision to dispose of all logic by the 10-minute mark, and realise that the creators are only interested in cramming as much action as possible into a tight runtime, you're in for a fun, action-packed ride that's all about the forward momentum.


    Neveldine and Taylor employ every stylistic cinematic technique imaginable. In fact, there are times when the movie feels like little more than an opportunity for the two writer-directors to show off. With split screens, distorted images, first-person shots, slow-motion, fast-motion, freeze frames, animated representations of Chev's heart, colour saturation and use of Google maps, the look of the film is frenzied and adrenaline-pumping; replicating the emotions and anxieties of the protagonist. However the style crosses over into tedium from time to time due to sheer repetition. There's so much happening during every single frame and there's so much action that it all feels like a far too generous helping of junk food. After all, at its most basic level, Crank is overstylised junk food. If one removed all the visual tweaks and tongue-in-cheek humour from the equation, one would be left with a story better off in a direct-to-DVD action flick starring Van Damme or Steven Seagal.


    British badass Jason Statham (of Transporter fame) carries the whole feature on his well-formed shoulders; pushing the envelope of acceptable antihero boundaries. With his eyes full of fire, Statham turns Chev Chelios into a laser-guided missile of mayhem, unable and unwilling to stop until he finds an antidote and/or slaughters everyone responsible for his corpse-bound state. Thankfully Statham brings a degree of dimension to the role, and his acting is top-notch.
    Since Crank is mostly a one-man show, the rest of the cast just needs to be present, accounted for, and playing their minor part for the film to succeed. But oddly enough, the supporting players are just as effective. Jose Pablo Cantillo is all teeth and terror as Verona, while Amy Smart is frequently amusing as Chev's girlfriend Eve. There's also Efren Ramirez (probably best known for Napoleon Dynamite) who plays Chev's sidekick Kaylo with subliminal flamboyance.


    Some audiences may choose to dismiss Crank as an over-inflated excuse for blood, guts, firepower and fisticuffs...to an extent, that's correct. But it's also hilarious, irresistible, macho fun. It's best described as a live-action video game (some levels even play out like levels of Grand Theft Auto) with an unhinged Jason Statham in the centre of it all. Stuffy, serious critics may dislike Crank due to its contrived story (after all, why couldn't Verona just shoot Chev instead of poisoning him?) and shallow characterisations, but the movie is more geared towards those who'll take it in the intended spirit. Be sure to keep watching 'til the end credits expire for a scene which cements its live-action video game pedigree.


    Followed by Crank: High Voltage in 2009.

  • September 14, 2009
    This film has balls. It gives most action films the finger and just gets on with the good stuff. Its shameless but so good at what it does. The new Die Hard? Maybe!
  • November 23, 2009
    great action.. great movie...
    Jason Statham workd the best!!!

    only the movie went extremely UN-REALISTIC & UNBLIVABLE.. wen Jason Statham and Jose Pablo Cantillo jumped out of the chopper n miracoulsly Jason Statham landed ALIVE..............????
    i guess if the Director wanted 2...( read more)keep Jason alive he shd'nt Jump out of the Chopper... or atleast must gav him a Parachute or some other LANDING AID..

    anywaz over all the movie waz hilarious.... loved it...
  • November 23, 2009
    Ridicula... No ofrece nada y me recuerda mas un videojuego... Tal vez si se hubiese llamado Gran Theaf Auto Adrenaline... me hubiese agradado solo media estrella mas.
  • November 23, 2009
    This movie is flippin hilarious!! I'm not sure if it was intended as a comedy but it certainly does make me laugh, a lot. Yeah so like he has to keep moving or he'll die from some wierd chinese poison and he comes up with some really interesting ways to keep the adrenaline rush g...( read more)oing!
  • November 21, 2009
    Godawful. Worse than that Bam Margera thing.
  • November 20, 2009
    one of my many favorites

Critic Reviews


January 24, 2007
Nick Schager, Lessons of Darkness

Its freneticism ... futilely tries to cover up the ludicrousness of every decision made by its dim characters. full review

September 1, 2006
Liam Lacey, Globe and Mail

So blatantly contrived it could be called The Fast and the Spurious, Crank has the small saving grace of being intentionally ridiculous. full review

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Comments


  • jhnudofia
    April 19, 2009
    Jason Statham is da boom

    i culd get cranked but not dat way men ur da best
  • trac66dawn
    August 20, 2008
    is this movie based of the book crank?
  • Ghanjaspawn
    May 4, 2008
    Oh yeah, I'm ready for Crank 2!!
  • LP4eva
    January 6, 2008
    weirdest fkn movie ever but FUNNY!

    and Chester Bennington's in it.
    Go the Pharmacy Stoner!!!!

  • rudeb0y123
    December 25, 2007
    it's wikid i love it
  • colezilla
    July 5, 2007
    A good movie... Jason Statham is cool and it is cool to see Chester Bennington in it 4 all Linkin Park Fans out there
  • thalie13
    March 17, 2007
    I hate that kind of movie usually but that was so funny/original/unexpected/weird !!!
  • talbotsam
    March 8, 2007
    i thought it was crap action was ok and the camera but it was shit
  • r3gorman
    February 17, 2007
    fuckin ace action film funny aswell
  • daukaratevunijaina
    February 8, 2007
    Jason Statham is just f@#$ing awesome. Every scene is awesome.

    AWESOME

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